Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Two Funny Quotes

Saw these over on Daily Kos:

"I've never been a fan of amphibians. Not only do they strengthen the argument for evolution, they are nature's fence sitters. Come on amphibians, which is it...water or land? Pick one. We're at war."
---Stephen Colbert


"[President Bush,] you were in Baghdad for six hours. You weren't even in the real Baghdad. You were in the Green Zone. That's like going to the Olive Garden and saying you've been to Italy."
---Jon Stewart

That Stewart quote was great.

Yeah. Thing is, there usually at least one per show anymore. Those guys are really at the top of their game (or their writers are). I usually get at least one good belly laugh out of the hour of their shows.
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