The Domesticated Primate

I was checking out gizoogle.com and seeing what it did to translate my page. A few posts ago had a section that got translated like so:

Chomsky harps on this a lot wizzle he says, "These thugz is NOT conservatizzles in various ways from tha streets of tha L-B-C. Wizzy I fiznirst heard Chomsky say/write this over n over `bout tha Reagizzles I was pretty incredulous fo gettin yo pimp on. B-to-tha-izzut, again, wizzy you look at whizzat they DO, not whizzat they SAY, thiznat becomes apparent really quickly with my forty-fo' mag.